EP.19 THE DUO TAKES ON IDENTITY THEFT, BASEBALL STATISTICS WE DON’T UNDERSTAND AND AMAZON COBRA ATTACK!


Crom and David get on the business, hacking through the dense foliage of baseball statistics they hardly understand in order to know why someone deserves to be paid more than NASA to play a game, how renewing your driver’s license is as difficult as faking your own death, double cougar attack on a young boy and the superhuman WWE style mom employs, and how close Amazon is to their transformation into a cartoon terrorist organization.

We hope you remembered your geritol… let’s dance.

EP.18 NO GUESTS MEANS NO RULES! HELMET WARS, CALGARY’S GREATEST MYSTERIES, CONSOLE B.S. AND CANNABIS WEDDINGS.


Curtis and David hit it good on the mics this week. Talking a lot of smack – much of it nonsense – about the utility of bike helmets; we trawl through Calgary’s greatest and longest running mysteries; painful technical meltdowns with your favorite game console; Curtis’ adventure in cannabis enthusiasts creating their own wedding experience and more.

One gang could rule this city… one gang. CAN YOU DIG IT?

EP.17 RETURN OF MEGAN, WE DON’T ADVOCATE DRUGS (MUCH), C-LIST MORONS, SOCIOPATH FUN, IOT FEAR AND PERSONAL SECRETS.


Curtis and David bring back our first guest back to the mic for another round of jabbering! Megan Maclean graces us again to talk about the mechanics of drugs and the personal revelations one can have with or without them; that our phones are listening to us and selling us fancy toilets; how bullshit normal broadcast TV really is; and how many things in your house can you plug into a router?

Entaro Adun!

EP.16 MARK MCEWAN (NOT THE FAMOUS ONE), COUGAR STORIES, FOOD TRUCKS, CHEF TOOLS, BAD NEWS SHOWS AND HILLBILLY SPEED.


Curtis and David get greasy on the microphones and greet our lovely, funky guest – Mark McEwan! Executive Chef, rugby player, cougar expert (by proxy), knower of the lore called “Le Creuset”. We talk a lot about the business of slinging burgers and fries, the terrible National, parachute bicycles and boiling food in a plastic bag.

This message brought to you by us — because we know very little about it.

EP.15 TP REDUX, THROUGH THE FYRE AND THE FLAMES, NERDY TALK, PREDATORY CATS.


David and Crom hit the mat hard but get up before the bell, with microphones in their hands. No guest this week means the duo can go deep on the toilet paper crisis in North America, the ultimate evil of Fyre Festival and social media idiocy, sneaky cats in the city, Categories of data cabling and the relative merit of multiplexing signal injection.

Oh boy!

You gotta stop chowing so much of this sweet TP down…


NOTABLE LINKS

The conflict of duelling Fyre documentaries.

Ethernet cable standards... just in case you need them.

The toilet paper crisis destroying Canada’s forests.

Glorious Italian French craftsmanship. (edit: Crom is dumb)

EP.14 PHIL BRAYTON, GOLF POWER, SUPERSTITION, POISON KALE, BERNIE IS OLD, AWESOME BANDS, AND NON-SUSPICIOUS EXPLOSIONS.


Crom and David get on the tubes with glorious punk-rocking, steak cooking, health teaching all-around mensch – Phil Brayton. From super powered hearing aids that detect cougar breath to poison kale, we cover it all. Are you a betting man? Will Bernie Sanders live to run for president? We also cover the best and worst shows you can play as an amateur punk rocker. How many shit tickets do you use? We are going to find out.



You DONE Payless, take those Sketchers back to England and give them to Ringo

EP.13 ORIGINAL DUO, PINT SLEEVE FIASCO, COUGAR TIME, MEDIA MONEY, IOT AND THE DEATH OF THE INTERNET.


It’s Crom and David together again and romantically just the two of them. They demand to know how many ounces are in the glass of delicious beer, how they can make money from Kelvin, debate cougar psychology, surf for brand new gadgets to own and track whether digital media can make money… or whether it will matter.

Prepare your body for the Thunderdome. That is the New Law.

NOTABLE LINKS

Alberta political animals demand the curtailing of minimum wage increases.

Some big bitch cougar went buck-wild on a poor farmer’s livestock and the news item is written like the lead-in of a slasher film.

Apple lowers the boom on app developers who monkey with screen recordings.

Germany tells Facebook to get their shit off the teutonic lawn.

The end is Nigh.

EP.12 SPIN TO WIN, THE SOUND SPACE CONTINUUM, SHIFT-O CURRENCY AND MOUNTAIN POWER.


Crom and David get slippery with the mics and we’ve got Rob Agate, AKA RobTek, at the table. Jockey of the Discs, part of the management of Calgary’s DJ-owned and operated Habitat Living Sound, and righteous player of classic 8-bit gaming.

NOTABLE LINKS

The righteous sound of Robtek

Drink of the greatest Jr. High film ever created – Revenge of the Ninja

Does Wayne Brady have to choke a cougar?

Always watch your back… for a Hammer Attack.

EP.11 Revenge of the ‘Pex, Flow State Interruption, Videogame Complaints and Space Conquests.


Curtis and David yammer at one another about scientific facts they barely have a handle on, the nuances of world-record speedrun gaming, the greatest Hamburgler moment in history and how sad they are that more guests aren’t clammering to be part of this wonderful show.

NOTABLE LINKS

The 2nd of mankind’s wicked space probes to hit the streets in style. Nasa live feed data thinger

A breakdown of the Super Mario speedrun saga.

HAMBERDERS.