EP.35 – FREAKY MELTY DUDE, APPLE VS. FB, FLASH IS GONE LONG LIVE FLASH, AUDIOBOOK PIRACY, BELL MEDIA FIASCO, DIAMOND HANDS $GME

David and Crom are talking your language, if your language is people turning to goo in old movies, the death of Flash, corporate malfeasance, the lie that is the stock market, guitar chord-rigormortis, and the endless fiasco of Media in the West.

Welcome to the Fresh Hell of 2021

EP.34 – ROCK THE THEREMIN, MOVIE RECS, THE POWER OF LUTS… TO RUIN YOUR MOVIE, LEAVE YOUR PHONE AT HOME DURING A RIOT.

David and Crom have no plan – this much should already be evident by history. We talk about the best instruments, weird rants about slow-motion and video editing, and the irony of bringing your globally connected data-slurping microphone/gps along with you during the comission of a crime.

EP.33 – NEW YEARS EDITION: TENET IS HARD TO HEAR, STAR TREK DREAMS, IKEA POWER, WINE FRIDGES, ART IS MADNESS, BYE BYE 2020.

David and Crom are here for New Year’s Eve to talk about deep dreams which challenge your musical prowess, Wine Fridges and their differences, Mind-blowing movies that you can’t actually hear, Ikea furniture and why you should never move it, and 2020 goes bye-bye. 

Stay Safe, Stay Sexy. Pop Bottles. 

EP. 26 – THE HELLSCAPE THAT IS MOVING, CONSUMER’S DISTRIBUTING NOSTALGIA, 10 BIKES, IKEA AIN’T GOT WHAT YOU ORDERED, WET INK LAND TITLES?, GET IT TOGETHER

David and Crom talk many fine words into microphones about the pain of Moving your home (especially out of the province), how online ordering is both quantum leaps ahead and byzantine ancient magic, and the insanity that is signing legal documents in the Age of Covid and Facial Recognition. 

This is one a-spicy meatball!

Hey, you live in Kelowna now… WE GOT BIG CATS.

EP.25 – THE SENSELESS BABBLING HAS RETURNED AND IT HAS BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER BEFORE… ALSO WE TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES.

Curtis and David said to hell with the plan and ignored their show notes. We get back into the Golf VR talk, check in on the wildlife running around Calgary, diss on Rockstar Games a bit, talk turkey about the Unreal Engine, we are scared of Moose and jacked-up Cats, and then we leave it all on a depressing note. 

Because that’s what the people want.

Image courtesy of some dude on Reddit – LINK

THESE ARE SHOWING UP ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE…

Bug experts dismiss worry about U.S. 'murder hornets' as hype ...

GOOD GOD!!

It’s Back. And this time, Crom is a Man.

SALVATION…

EP.23 – TIME TO DIVE DEEP INTO THE COUGAR KNOWLEDGE, DEPRESSING NEWS IN COW-TOWN, ZOOKEEPER KNOWLEDGE, EXPENSIVE TVS, AND THE TURK!

David and Crom get talking about a lot of different animals for some reason. And then we fall down a nerd-hole from which no one can escape. After the Stampede is cancelled, where shall we go?

EP.19 THE DUO TAKES ON IDENTITY THEFT, BASEBALL STATISTICS WE DON’T UNDERSTAND AND AMAZON COBRA ATTACK!


Crom and David get on the business, hacking through the dense foliage of baseball statistics they hardly understand in order to know why someone deserves to be paid more than NASA to play a game, how renewing your driver’s license is as difficult as faking your own death, double cougar attack on a young boy and the superhuman WWE style mom employs, and how close Amazon is to their transformation into a cartoon terrorist organization.

We hope you remembered your geritol… let’s dance.

EP.18 NO GUESTS MEANS NO RULES! HELMET WARS, CALGARY’S GREATEST MYSTERIES, CONSOLE B.S. AND CANNABIS WEDDINGS.


Curtis and David hit it good on the mics this week. Talking a lot of smack – much of it nonsense – about the utility of bike helmets; we trawl through Calgary’s greatest and longest running mysteries; painful technical meltdowns with your favorite game console; Curtis’ adventure in cannabis enthusiasts creating their own wedding experience and more.

One gang could rule this city… one gang. CAN YOU DIG IT?

EP.17 RETURN OF MEGAN, WE DON’T ADVOCATE DRUGS (MUCH), C-LIST MORONS, SOCIOPATH FUN, IOT FEAR AND PERSONAL SECRETS.


Curtis and David bring back our first guest back to the mic for another round of jabbering! Megan Maclean graces us again to talk about the mechanics of drugs and the personal revelations one can have with or without them; that our phones are listening to us and selling us fancy toilets; how bullshit normal broadcast TV really is; and how many things in your house can you plug into a router?

Entaro Adun!