David and Crom get talking about investing your hard-earned tokens at Bullwinkle’s, what happens when you buy a toothbrush with more power than a hammer-drill, the cost of being a gamer these days, media worth watching, and they explore the existential mystery of how anybody in their right mind is still listening.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2018/02/25/the-briefly-inspirational-and-ultimately-depressing-story-of-the-most-heroic-cow-in-poland/

READ THE COW STORY. DO IT.