EP.36 – ULTIMATE TRACTION, BOBCAT ATTACK!, HOME THEATER, WEIRD OR AWESOME ART GALLERY?, GO TO TASMANIA, 4CHAN IS REAL.

David and Crom are live in technicolor! We talk about bikes (as usual), Bobcat attacks, How renting a new movie at home is superior to stinky theaters, Art galleries that suck and some that are so awesome you should take a 19 hour flight to get there, and David has The Fear about 4Chan. Rightly so. 

The future is NOW, old man.

You ready to toss a bobcat or two? TOSS THE BOBCAT!

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EP.35 – FREAKY MELTY DUDE, APPLE VS. FB, FLASH IS GONE LONG LIVE FLASH, AUDIOBOOK PIRACY, BELL MEDIA FIASCO, DIAMOND HANDS $GME

David and Crom are talking your language, if your language is people turning to goo in old movies, the death of Flash, corporate malfeasance, the lie that is the stock market, guitar chord-rigormortis, and the endless fiasco of Media in the West.

Welcome to the Fresh Hell of 2021

EP.34 – ROCK THE THEREMIN, MOVIE RECS, THE POWER OF LUTS… TO RUIN YOUR MOVIE, LEAVE YOUR PHONE AT HOME DURING A RIOT.

David and Crom have no plan – this much should already be evident by history. We talk about the best instruments, weird rants about slow-motion and video editing, and the irony of bringing your globally connected data-slurping microphone/gps along with you during the comission of a crime.

EP.33 – NEW YEARS EDITION: TENET IS HARD TO HEAR, STAR TREK DREAMS, IKEA POWER, WINE FRIDGES, ART IS MADNESS, BYE BYE 2020.

David and Crom are here for New Year’s Eve to talk about deep dreams which challenge your musical prowess, Wine Fridges and their differences, Mind-blowing movies that you can’t actually hear, Ikea furniture and why you should never move it, and 2020 goes bye-bye. 

Stay Safe, Stay Sexy. Pop Bottles. 

EP.32 – STREAMING CRACKHEADS, NUCLEAR OBSESSION, PC VS. MAC IS DUMB, CYBERPUNK DEBACLE, 3D SOUND MEANS MORE SPEAKERS!

David and Crom have no agenda – except FUN! The mics get sweaty as talk of copyright laws, Netflix cancellations, racist streaming, shitty video game development, and the worst sports coverage since the Roman era get hashed out. 

Merry Christmas, ya lovely bastards. 

Hey! Here’s a link to NUKE MAP! – https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

Click on it if you want to see your home destroyed. Don’t click on it. Okay, click on it. No seriously, don’t do it, you won’t sleep for a week.

Click it.

Don’t.

We warned you… click on it.

EP.31 – A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE: FORTRESS MOUNTAIN

David and Crom are joined by three special guests for an episode focusing on the water-use controversy currently underway at the former Fortress Mountain Ski Resort.

*Please pardon David’s absolutely terrible technology skills with his emergency microphone usage in the worlds largest echo chamber.

Our guests are Neil Warren, Jason Billing and Becky Best-Bertwistle.

Neil is a 41 year old father of 2 young kids from Calgary, AB  who cares about the world he’s leaving behind for his children.  Ski Guide, and general ‘enjoyer’ of mountains. he’s a regular person like you with a busy life, two businesses, kids, trying to stay fit etc. Moto: If an issue is truly important to you, time will be found to fight it!

Jason Calgary born, and a lover of Parks and our wild places in western Canada. Mountain Guide and sales rep in the outdoor industry. Concerned about our environment, parks and the planet he will leave for his daughter. Specifically, providing the tools and framework to take action, for others to use, is his goal he’s working towards. 

Becky is a Conservation Engagement Coordinator for the Canadian Parks and Wilderness Society Southern Alberta (CPAWS).

This is the one to listen to…

Head over to Conserve Kananaskis to learn many fine details of this goofy saga.

Links of interest:

Defends Alberta Parks

Alberta said it was removing ‘underutilized’ parks from its system. This data suggests otherwise

Canadian Parks and Wilderness Society Southern Alberta Chapter

Alberta government wants to rewrite the water use rules along eastern slopes of Rockies

Letter: First, they come for the coal…

Threatened by Coal, Ranchers Take the Kenney Government to Court

EP.28 – CROM DRINKING ADVISORY, BABBLING, TURNING IT UP TO 11, THE ULTIMATE TIMEPIECE… WHICH YOU CAN’T AFFORD.

David and Crom are two dangerous men when they’ve haven’t prepared at all to make podcast. But that does not stop them from doing it. They are without fear. Are you?

We talk about drinking dirty liquor, babble about fancy stuff, wander aimlessly for awhile, and then start talking about the most expensive timepieces manufactured by man… and how you can’t afford them.

“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
― Anthony G. Oettinger

We dare you to click on this link. Double DOG dare.

EP.27 – WHO MAKES THESE CARS?, SELLING USED AND THE GROWING OBSOLESCENCE, DON’T DRIVE AND CELLPHONE, AND THE WADSWORTH CONSTANT.

David and Crom have no agenda – except FUN! The mics get hot from talk about selling used stuff on Kijiji, the quality of consumer products, Crom’s embarassingly low knowledge about cars and subsequent manufacturing, and how you should open your YouTube videos. 

Murab with sails unfurled!

One day Crom will know what the hell he’s doing.
David got the only Quantum Pre-Order. Tough luck, bitches.
Don’t let your dog kill you and feed you to an appliance. Brought to you by the OverDrive Council of America™.

EP. 26 – THE HELLSCAPE THAT IS MOVING, CONSUMER’S DISTRIBUTING NOSTALGIA, 10 BIKES, IKEA AIN’T GOT WHAT YOU ORDERED, WET INK LAND TITLES?, GET IT TOGETHER

David and Crom talk many fine words into microphones about the pain of Moving your home (especially out of the province), how online ordering is both quantum leaps ahead and byzantine ancient magic, and the insanity that is signing legal documents in the Age of Covid and Facial Recognition. 

This is one a-spicy meatball!

Hey, you live in Kelowna now… WE GOT BIG CATS.